Two Left Feet

thedailywhat:

Bad Tip of the Day: Think you’ve seen some bad tips in your day? A customer at Bimbo’s Cantina on Seattle’s Capitol Hill left behind negative two dollars and a rude comment about his waitress’s weight.

Server Victoria Liss says she brought a couple some chips and salsa with guacamole and a double-decker pork taco as well as some drinks, which totalled $28.68.

She explains the rest:

On the first part of his $28.68 tab he wrote in “$26.68,” like he thought he was so cool he could leave me negative two dollars. Um, no buddy. The rest of the tab has an “0” written in the tip line and the “P.S. You could stand to loose [sic] a few pounds” added just to boost my self esteem.

His reign righteous terror didn’t end there: The pissed patron then proceeded to empty the contents of the bar’s tip jar into his pocket — in front of the manager, no less.

Liss told Slog’s Line Out she posted photos of him and linked to his Facebook page for some quick and dirty retribution, but is mostly taking it in stride. “I have the biggest t*ts on the hill since Lindy West moved,” she said. “Calling me fat is an amateur move.”

[lineout / h/t: unlikelywords.]

Seriously? Some people are just awful.